The Asmatikz

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What's An Asmatik?

No it's not a medical term. Although most or potentially all of us are doctors or were once in medical school, there is nothing medical about us. And the spelling is the way we spell it. We're stupid men! Based on earth the 3rd planet in the solar system our genesis dates back to 1998. Initially a basketball team making trouble in a fraternity run basketball league for medical students and doctors we have since branched out to...err...um...sorry can't say. Legal issues and clashes in religion and morality hang in the balance. Right Diego? Lance? If you know Lance and Diego then you are one of us.

All good things must come to an end and inevitably no matter how hard we try we must graduate and pass the board, get a job, get married...duty na lang kaya. Hence asmatikz.com, global access for all Lances and Diegos scattered like the random projectile excursions of spermatozoa at Happy Sites the world over. Log in your emails, cell phone digits, vital statistics, qoutes, jokes, ads, per hour rates...Bwahaha!!!

The Asmatikz would like to thank you for wasting time with us. We hope you have as much fun visiting as we did creating. If you learned anything, anything at all from us, it was not intentional but we hope you put it to good use...if you know what we mean...Bwahaha.

Help make this website truly our own, send us images, jokes, stories, treatment regimens, free porn web addresses...and we will publish them...as long as they are not in any way incriminating, to us anyway.

Here it is, our first attempt at a Website. Bago tayo paghiwalayin ng maykapal gawa tyo website, just in case we need to contact each other. Oks.